Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!



theladyserket:

omfg ok so my phone has a voice control thing and i was testing it out, and i save all my friends numbers under character names so i tried calling my friend who i’ve saved under the name ‘tony stark’ and i said ‘call tony stark’ and it fUCKING STARTED CALLING ‘STARK INDUSTRIES’ IN AMERICA GUYS I THINK I JUST TRIED TO CALL IRON MAN




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qima:

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

Thank you.



ex-oti-c:

hayleysimps0n:

the-17th-chamber:

Never seen this before…

He literally shat a brick

holy shit… you can see the plane crashing into the building. you can see it GLIDING almost. this is the best gif/photo i’ve ever seen of 9/11, it’s stunning (in the literal sense)



chubbymuffin:

ski-to-be-free:

I want an arrow tattoo because of the quote: An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means it’s going to launch you into something great. So just focus, and keep aiming.

Omg 

pizza-vs-taco:

a moment of silence for all the food we’ve dropped




iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things



callmeinfinite:

umbrellas-and-books:

This is why I get so annoyed when people say “I like gay people but I don’t think they should get married”! Like, marriage may seem insignificant to those who can get married and divorced easily. And many people choose not to get married as it is their decision, but if you weren’t allowed to get married and it was an important thing for you then you wouldn’t want people saying “It is fine that you are in love with someone, but you are not allowed to marry them”…

^ EXACTLY. I don’t understand when people say things like “I think people are allowed to be gay and God will still love them, but they’re sinning so they can’t take part in our sacred rituals” LIKE WHAT.. NOTHING YOU SAID MADE SENSE TO ME. (and yes people have said that to me in their argument on same sex marriage)






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